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  • Annoyed, driving, she let a “For Pete’s Sake!” crawl out of her mouth.

    He was an inquisitive two-year-old. “Mommy, is for Pete’s sake a bad word?”

    Smart, polite, compassionate and patient, she mulled this over. “No, it’s okay.”

    Confident, from his car seat, he asked, “Well what bout FUCKING IDIOT?”

    “Yes, those are bad words, and you should never say them again.”

    He smirked.
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