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  • THE GUYS BITCH


    The
    guys are working
    and they all bitch about
    working.

    the guys
    aren't working
    and
    then they complain about
    not working.

    the guys
    work long hours
    and soon lament
    that it's too much.
    the guys
    work short hours
    and argue that it's
    not enough.

    and
    of course
    the guys make
    plenty of overtime,
    only to fret
    they'll now make less
    due to the IRS.

    and
    on and on it goes.

    the
    guys bitch
    about the weeks
    being far too long,
    and
    they bitch
    about the weekends
    being too short.
    they bitch
    about the union,
    only to bitch about
    non-union shows.

    and
    some guys
    are married
    and always express
    their dissatisfaction
    with their marriages,
    while
    some guys are single
    and free as the breeze,
    yet
    are totally discontent
    at being so lonely
    and miserable.

    and
    they bitch about
    each other's bitching
    and
    bitch about
    how much they have to
    bitch about it...

    only
    to eventually
    settle their differences
    by admitting

    just
    how much
    life can be a bitch.


    ~~~~~~~~

    (c)2014 2014 Miles Ciletti
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