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  • Our cat and our dog. They don't like each other.
    They're like an old, bitter couple.

    When no one else is around, they're like:
    – You know, I'm just waiting for you to die.
    – Well I'm not the one that has to go to the vet all time, am I?
    – Yes, you are. Cuz your an asshole that gets in trouble all the time.
    – Stop sneaking up on me when I try to sleep then.
    – That's the only fun I have around here.
    – If you'd only let me sniff your butt once in a while...
    – You're disgusting. It's probably your fault I have a rash.

    Every once in a while, you catch them lying very close to each other. Sometimes almost cuddling. But that's rare. Mostly it's either awkward silence or open hostility. But if someone's messing with the cat, that one will have to answer to the mighty ridgeback. Or at least hear her mighty bark.
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