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  • You get old so gradually that you hardly notice. You look in the mirror of a morning - after you've put your makeup on - and think, that'll do. You probably pull a bit of a mirror face - a slight pouting of the lips, or maybe a shy smile, like your camera smile.
    You look fine.

    And then one day you're buying vegetables in Mirthios and someone takes a quick picture and when you see it you think: Oh my God it's my mother.

    Worse: your mother sees it and she likes it so much she shares it with the world on her facebook page.
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