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  • If sleeping were an Olympic event, I’d be a gold medalist. I can sleep in buses, libraries, auditoriums...standing up, sitting down, leaning against noisy places, in quiet places...Heck, I can even sleep on command. I’m the envy of all insomniacs.

    But how to market such a talent? How would this skill look on a resume? The unfortunate truth about human abilities is that their worth is equal to marketability. And only a handful of people will notice the true value of sleep is the by-product-dreaming.
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