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  • "WHO YOU lookin' at? I didn't do nuthin'."

    "Not much you didn't. What's that on the rug?"

    "I dunno. Maybe the dog did it."

    "We don't have a dog. You know that."

    "Well, if we had a dog, he mighta did it."

    "I'm going to ask you again. What's that on the rug?"

    "On the advice of counsel, I decline to answer, on grounds that I may incriminate myself."

    (Sigh). [Gets a paper towel and a dustpan.]
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