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  • This handsome jug, and an unsolicited AARP card arrived today, independently.
    But linked, no?

    Bits and bobs of The Middle Ages.

    1. Who WOULDN'T want to reap all the fun and cost-savings of early-bird dining?

    2. But..... along with the chance to dine at 4pm ----- medical tests ramp up.

    And jinkies.

    If I didn't have to look out for Max and Tom's mom, I'd avoid all this fol-de-rol.
    'Cause, lean in now, 'cause I'm not planning on dying until I'm 90 or 100.
    Not quite immortal... but in that neighborhood.
    Feisty and creating and learning. Living. Love hate indifference. All that stuff.
    Nothing can touch me.

    ...But Max and Tom's mom?
    She needs someone to look out for her.

    Plus, I shouldn't leak this now but ----
    pretty certain in the next 50 years,
    one of my friends will have figured out technology such that
    we'll all be able to fly!

    Cool huh? Don't say anything though because...
    ...he's a man.
    They need to think they come to these ideas on their own.

    Up up and away.
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