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  • Peace to Jared Cohon, President of CMU

    The day is dawning
    when thought-crimes
    are becoming
    enforceably illegal
    in the United States of America.

    CMU, if it takes the side
    of the thin-skinned,
    will not only be ushering in
    the brown-shirts, but asking them
    if they like tongue with their ass-kissing.

    I hope those vocal,
    and offended by
    an artistic metaphor
    are donating a HELLLLL of'a'lot'a
    MONEY -

    for the poor
    and that you, the poor,
    are seeking those shores
    for your offspring

    The [Pittsburgh] Catholic Diocese
    and its apologists
    are in no place to feign
    offenses for victimless
    "sex-crimes," like streaking
    a race of penis's falling,


    They have enough victims
    under their belts
    in their ranks
    over their history
    to merit silence
    in the face of transparency.

    They oughta make like a Christian,
    take this one on the chin,
    turn the other cheek, my friend,
    and for Goodness's sake,
    take a peak - it might speak

    and it might teach you of character.

    A meditation down there
    reveals a memory of sources and origins
    the inner and outer expressions
    of resonant songs
    singing of spirit
    conducting your body in time
    with the earth, ...
    and the moon.

    The moon, she preserve us.
    The earth which -
    spits your body out,
    (through a woman)
    and yawns the body back in
    (to her bosom)
    To return to the source
    From whence we begin


    Due respect:
    The young lady who chose
    to expose the emperor's new clothes
    ought to receive in-violet robes,
    not those stones
    in violence thrown.

    President Cohon

    M. Gunnison Collins
    Class of 1998, Architecture
    NYC, May Day, 2013
    Peace to the World
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