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  • Mama’s watching the baby.
    My other two run off before I could stop the car.
    Probably seen their friends.
    They’ll be back when they need some money.
    Speakin’ of which…where’s my damn purse?

    This dude’s got some moves
    ‘Specially for a big ‘ol boy.
    I used to sit behind him in Algebra
    And smell his hair oil and after shave.
    He still uses the same brand.

    I wish this band would learn something new.
    Kenny Chesney, Brad Paisley, Joe Nichols
    I can hear that crap on the radio.
    Howsomever they’re right…
    Tequila does makes my clothes fall off.

    Photo: A Young 2013
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