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  • Today is my birthday and I am running late.

    Once again, I could not get my shit together and get somewhere on time, especially today. I sure hope this does not set the precedent for the entire year, or even worse, longer than that! Perhaps I am over-thinking this, but people are waiting for my arrival and it's a bit rude. Especially my mother who naturally, is the most excited to see me today. Plans were made to meet at a certain time and I am still not here.

    She must be so anxious. But it's not entirely my fault! Sure, I took my sweet time getting ready thinking it was OK since today is all about ME, but this long of a delay was not foreseen. How was I supposed to know my transportation would be this late.

    But exactly, how late am I? Two weeks. DAMN.




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    Today is my birth-day.
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