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  • Bad scan; result of low printer ink.

    I worked this photo in rich text format for the simplicity, and ‘feel’ that photo shop doesn’t quite match. that’s like trying to do charcoal with a paintbrush.

    I tried conversion 'in program', but the scanner's effect wouldn’t have been possible there.

    Like my father used to say, “Don’t force it, get a bigger hammer!!” (right tool for the job).

    I might just keep the ‘sky’ effect that the printer gave it, lacking ink and all. Skies are always lighter at the horizon than they are high in their arc, something to do with more molecules to scatter the light. Happy accidents are as much a part of creativity, as hard work. That’s the accuracy applied when using that 'bigger hammer'.

    Thanks, dad.

    P.S. I used facebook to rape my photo, 15 mega pixels doesn’t upload to tumblr.

    -facebook, you are such a whore!!

    FYI: A flock of crows is called a 'murder'. Had they been ravens, they would have been an 'inconvenience'.
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