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  • "Would you like the new Torquay United shirt? Reduced price. It was forty quid and is now just seven pence!"

    Powerful Bernie thought about the prospect and potential of such a suggestion and ultimately decided against it. For a start, he was an albatross and, therefore, unable to fit into any of the shirts. Plus he was extinct... and imaginary.

    Barbara continued to rummage around the non-existent sporting goods outlet. She sifted through fictitious football shirts with her make-believe hands.

    No words were ever spoken.
    No thoughts were ever had.
    None of this happened.
    Nothing was real.
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