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  • So I'm seeing this woman, who early on in our dalliance (which has such potential, honest! Smart, fun, funny, pretty, blunt...) told me she was breaking up with a dude in order to see more of me.

    Turns out said dude (internally referred to as "poly guy") is, and was at the time, seeing my ex, who earlier told me she'd rather be able to see him than be with me exclusively again. Mind you this is all through [online dating site].
    Mind. Blown. Tiny fucking world out there, sometimes.

    The details of how I was able to piece this together are even more amusing, but we'll avoid too much detail to protect people who can't be called innocent.

    Told the ex, whom I was sleeping with on and off until a few days ago, on her birthday, and her head exploded as well, to the tune of spending a birthday evening crying and examining, and eventually breaking things off entirely.

    Can I get a "so it goes" from the congregation? I thought I might.

    Accompanying art is relevant, but I ain't saying how.
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