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  • last sunday at el zarape a man asked, which one is hot?
  • he was an off-duty fireman, one of two who'd just ordered burritos.
  • i was scooping salsas (two hot red, two medium green) and almost said, they're marked but didn't since his partner answered right away.
  • i was waiting outside with my dog when i noticed another fireman changing in the street.
  • my initial reaction was, yeah, i wouldn't want to eat in this heavy uniform. i should wear some shorts.
  • but then i noticed he wasn't changing out he was changing in.
  • the sirens dopplered off and inside someone asked me, did they just leave?
  • i said they did. one of the guys changed in the middle of the street.
  • i could have joked about firemen being sexy but i was wondering what would happen to their order.
  • i'm sure the staff would remake everything when they came back.
  • Somewhere hot red salsa waited for their safe return.
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