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  • The lad upon arriving at school exclaimed,
    'Miss, Miss, I found a dead cat!'

    To which teacher inquired,
    'How do you know it was dead?'

    Innocently the child replied,
    'Because I pissed in its ear.'

    Exclaiming surprise she questioned,
    'You did WHAT?!'

    'You know', explained the lad,
    'I leaned over, went pssst, & nothing.'
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