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  • Life is so busy, Darius
    When you grow up you'll realize
    it just flies by
    and most if it is spent either bitching about lack of money
    or a job/career that you hate
    just those two things

    maybe they'll fix the economy in 16 years
    so you won't have to deal

    You're growing up nicely
    so cute and mischievous

    You're not like your sister
    you're more quiet and sly. You remind me of me
    in that way.

    Your mother is in for it

    In a couple of years, she'll be calling me
    complaining about your antics and pranks
    and I'll smirk. They'll probably be good ones.
    Lord help us all.

    You can always come stay with me for a week or so
    if you want
    Just don't try anything
    I've seen it all
    And if you think your mother gets scary when she's angry
    remember that we're sisters.

    I hope you'll play sports
    and an instrument
    and gosh I hope you have a nice singing voice

    I wonder how tall you'll get
    It would be nice if you could carry me around
    when I get old and senile

    Yes - these are the things I think about

    pick up your feet when you walk
    don't mumble
    make sure your pants cover your ass
    and don't get blended into a crowd of losers.

    If people are always negative
    or getting into trouble
    stay away from them
    they'll only drag you to the bottom and use you
    as a cushion for their boney ass

    I'm here for you when you want to
    talk off the record
    and I won't holler if you swear
    or use popular phrases from the urban dictionary

    I'll try not to holler

    Be good to your mother
    Be good to your sister
    Be the best parts of your father and learn
    from your Granny and Granddad
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