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  • Everybody knows that the boat is leaking
    Everybody knows that the captain lied
    Everybody got this broken feeling
    Like their father or their dog just died
    Everybody knows, everybody knows
    That's how it goes
    Everybody knows
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    Leonard Cohen
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    TOUCAN 1: BUT HE DIDN’T BRING UP THE BENGHAZI COVER UP!!!!
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    TOUCAN 2: SILLY BIRD! HE DIDN’T NEED TO BRING UP THE BENGHAZI COVER UP! IT'S ALL OVER THE INTERNET! EVERYBODY KNOWS!
    AND EVERYBODY KNOWS EVERYTHING. GOOGLE "BENGHAZI=GATE."







    (Photograph by Alex in the 3-D virtual world of Second Life)












    Leonard Cohen





    TOUCAN 1: BUT HE DIDN’T TALK ABOUT THE BENGHAZI COVER UP!!!!

    TOUCAN 2: SILLY BIRD! HE DIDN’T NEED TO TALK ABOUT THE BENGHAZI COVER UP! EVERYBODY KNOWS!







    (Photograph by Alex in the 3-D virtual world of Second Life)
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