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  • Trying to tan my body on this lousy beach
    Basted in suntan lotion
    I laugh manically as the rain falls all around me
    Why, oh why did I book this holiday in November!?
    I could have gone to a sunny country!
    At a warmer time of the year!
    But, instead, I'm here in this gloomy little town
    Oh wait...
    Upon closer inspection...
    This isn't a town!
    Nor am I on a beach!
    I am on a man
    Bulging with muscles
    Raised on a farm
    Located in Brussels
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