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  • Look at the nostrils on that girl! I thought, as I squirted decongestant down my nasal canal, feeling the saline solution trickle down my throat. We had nasal sex all night and my nostrils were beat. You see my good friends, this isn't a fad, a perversion, and especially not a joke.

    Nasal sex, I repeat, nasal sex is our only sexual destiny. Mankind has long developed, as in all areas of his expertise, a substantial body of knowledge, accumulated for years and years of practice and basic principles of trial and error. Therefore I ask you, what area of human existence has he practiced more then that of sexual intercourse? We are finally ready for the next step.

    Nasal Sex, I repeat, Nasal sex is the quintessential focus of tomorrow's people. Yes, the world will forever shift on it's axis once the nasal canal is eroticized. It is our last hidden symbolic capital, the final taboo.

    Sex is no longer needed for procreation, and it's basic pleasure-pain flicker has drastically lost it's biological need, it could never compare to that of a standard video game for example, which oscillates at a much higher frequency. Fetishes and perversions have certainly proved to be at most, romantic and idealistic.

    Nasal sex, I repeat, Nasal sex is what we've been marching towards this whole time.

    The short circuit of the mind.

    The end of transmission.

    The final tilt.
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