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  • Okay We all have Anger Issues at times this is a story of me attempting to control my "Inner Maniac" date October 13th 2012 on my way home from SF Ca where my friend a tattooer works I just got a portrait of my dog "Reno" tattooed. My wife happy to drive after seeing I am much too tired to drive, stops at a gas station after me telling her I have to piss. We pull up instantly a man with his hood up asked for money "sorry bud if i could i would" I said as I darted to pay for gas and find a restroom. After paying I look to the clerk and politely ask "May I use the restroom?" he then responds to my as if I am a mentally handicapped person "yeaaahhh goe ahheeaad if the doors locked thaaatt meeaans someones in there OK!!!! I instantly tilt my head looking at him puzzled and think "why is this guy being a total dick?" I wait a sec to see if he would say Just kidding go ahead its right over there but instead hes says in the same tone "go potty!!!" and then shakes his head at me like I'm a dumb ass and right as I am about to go off by saying "fuck you!!! asshole you work at a gas station get bent" I stop myself with the greatest idea ever....I go into the bathroom unzip and think "ok since you probably clean this shit-hole yourself Ill make him earn his money" so I began pissing on the wall, the railing, the toilet paper rolls, the top of the toilet, the cleaning supplies everywhere I could reach, I then walk out and shout thanks man, pump my gas and drive away........ I feel better
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