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  • I'm just...

    one car crash away,
    one bad day away,
    one piece of bad news away,
    one disappointment away,
    one hugless day away,
    one broken appliance away,
    one late-fee away,
    one failed attempt away,
    one gloomy day away,
    one wrinkle away,
    one missed call away,
    one lonely night away,

    ...from fucking losing it.

    Other than that, I'm fantastic.
    How are you?
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