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  • The black Line above my front sliding glass doors is full of quiet dots, jostling for position, while the back round radiation in the clouds is too tough to measure since the homeland security assholes snatched my digital geiger counter, out of my 80 year old looking hands.

    Those sparrows are watching, waiting, hoping I open the door and can't get back in. That gang is even keeping the usual crowd away. The Jays and the Crows. I never thought it would come to this. Some say they came from El Salvador, others "know they are Bulagarian or Chenchen or Serbs working for NATO. I have my own opinion, but I probably can trade that intel, to someone somewhere..It is so hard to tell these days, what with private enterprise getting into War in a big big way.. see, who is playing.. The Bushy family is at the very top with Ca r li le then S4S, whack en hut, the institute of higher learning nee blackwater , kraft and all the rest of the idiots running around at moneies say so... Idiots!

    . I haven't really beeen able to see that well, since the boot-boys of america came by the other day offering help. Helping themselves to my prepared Guest- pantry..

    Left me some powdered milk with a laugh, saying,
    '' I could only drink my way to a better future''
    , now that they were in town.

    ' Nice. '

    They did leave the birdseed though and those brown fuckers out there on the 3 power lines are cueing up, mentally testing my defences.

    I'd say there are about 600 hundred of them. Mostly staring me down. waiting.

    I use my binoculars to see exactly what they are up to.. Looks like they are tatooing each other with little teardrops and purposefully pulling out feathers on top of their heads to form lateral Mohawks or Oniedas. Not sure, but i think they are using their beaks to draw their own blood as an act of Warbird-hood. I do see something faint dropping , could be shit though, emptying themselves in order to gorge on my flesh, once they have killed me.
    but what ever it is , its aggitating them into a frenzy, which, I guess is the point.

    One thing is for sure though..
    Those fusion assholes, who busted in here the other day, will be all dead soon, and so will there friends,families and leaders, since everything they laid there hands on in my house is spiked with Arsenic, and dried ebola phlange along with distilled hepetitus and encephelytius nuecloids. Most of it went into the hard alcohol and and homemade beer, which I keep in good supply, just for them. I give those apes about 48 hours, then I will go SEE them and Their weapons, comunications, camo and body armour supplies , ect..
    Santa comes early this year... oooooohhh gooodie..
    They think , that just becasue I had to back down, they were tougher than I am..

    I DONT THINK SO.. They have NO idea!

    Read John Dunne lately? " Beware the Patient man." Yup, me in spades

    Got them all on photo imagery and cell id mack-tech..finding their corpuses will be easy.

    Got um another way too as they entered the property, a photo sensor began a small motorized areosol that they all inhaled.... No antidote.

    My special gift. A long lasting physcotropic that is very mild. Makes you very happy and also shuts down all Thought center processing where violence occurs in the hypothalmus.. this is followed up by a biologic spore tthat takes up residence in wetblood of the brain, which gives you a week of Bliss-out! Then the End. Like they will being doing to all those, who they "help."
    This , little aerosol was generated by x-mil- scientists for warfare but had the opposite effect.

    It has the added affect of being transferable to anyone in contact with their clothes...
    "Trade secrets"....
    'You know..."

    Didnn';t even bother to set up my land mines, or flechettes or cut wires.

    That's for later, if they track this action back to me and mine.

    I think the sparrows are about to make their move for one of my smaller windows with a kamikazie run.. ( What's good for the all is good for the one!") I hear them thinking from here with those undersized mud-drop brains lodged to tightly into their cranial cavities.....

    Little do they know, I have numerous recipes for those brown little divebombers and electrified steel nets ready, once they see their opening...which, i should go help with, right now.
    timing in cooking is everything

    Oh, about being 80? You caught that?
    yeah, makeup and masks and voices and being- NO ONE at the right time , comes in handy, so does the boy scout motto..

    Be Prepared MF..

    well, looks like their ready. I'll put the oven on bake.

    I recommend you start taking your ass seriously. I don't mean no damm sparrows or wrens, worrblers or woodpeckers either!


    oh, don't forget the Liberty Party.. Ron Paul is still out there and showing Americans how not to east shit... of course you are still freee to read what concerned americans are thinking and doing.. But, don't wait to longggg as NDDA and the patriot act and all the rest of the shit our scumbagged leaders are doing , will soon be toooo in youre face to DO anything about it...

    "Hmmmm north americanus sparrowish, with brown gravey and tatters tonight!!!!
    hmmmm maybe a little pinot too?

    hmmmm.... in the face of irresistible stupidity, may there always be a home where the heart is...and you know how to get there...
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