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  • “Let me have a picture of your desk.”

    “My what?”

    “Your desk.”

    “My desk?”

    “Yes. Please?”


    “Oh, come on!”


    “Let me have a picture of your desk for my desk.”

    “You’re a fucking nut.”

    “No, I want a picture of your desk for my desk. I have a picture of my friend’s desk and I want to make it a thing.”

    “What do you mean, a thing?”

    “Oh, you know, a thing. Like everybody has a thing, you know?”

    “Oh like how John has that thing?”

    “Yeah, exactly. Like John.”

    My thing is getting you to start talking.
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