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    If we ignore the rote portions of our lives, and seek only the spectacular events therein, we will have lived our lives missing 99% of them. There's beauty and humor in every moment that has been given us. It's all in the captioning. Captioning can make even boredom seem exciting. It's as much an art form as painting, music, or photography. Living should be an art form just the same.
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