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  • Translation:

    OH MY DOG! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? DON'T YOU SEE THAT I'M STARVING?! I'VE BEEN WAITING PATIENTLY ALL DAY FOR YOU TO COME HOME AND YOU CAN'T EVEN GET MY DAMNED FOOD IN THE DISH IN A TIMELY FASHION?! HAVE YOU SEEN ME? I'M SERIOUSLY FADING AWAY TO NOTHING! I'M GOING TO PERISH WITHIN THE MINUTE IF YOU DON'T GET THAT DAMNED FOOD DOWN HERE!

    YOU HAVE THUMBS, FOR CHRIST SAKE! YOU CAN'T GET THAT FUCKING CONTAINER OPENED ANY FASTER? HERE -- GIVE IT TO ME! I CAN RIP IT OPEN WITH MY CANINES! SERIOUSLY! OH MY DOG WHAT IS TAKING YOU SO LONG?! I'M GETTING WEAKER BY THE SECOND!

    (nom, nom, nom...)
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