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  • People make jokes about my bosoms. Why don't they look underneath
    the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people
    want to assume they're not mine, then let them.

    Dolly Parton

    Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts
    is to make males stupid.

    Dave Barry

    The Director of the Louvre Museum in Paris announced this afternoon the Museum’s support for William and Kate’s lawsuit to stop publication of photos of Kate nude.

    “C’est terrible! C’est vraiment terrible,” the Director said in an interview with PEOPLE. “This is terrible, truly terrible.”

    “However, we realize that the current inordinate interest worldwide in naked Royals is creating a Renaissance of interest in the nude female body.

    “We at the Louvre are happy to announce that we have many statues and paintings within the Museum depicting bare-breasted women, and invite the public to come and enjoy a new exhibition, 'Boobies on Parade.'

    "Museum-goers will have a chance to study female breasts up close, as rendered by some of the greatest artists in history.

    "The Venus de Milo (Ἀφροδίτη τῆς Μήλου) will be featured.

    “We admit that our collection of masterpieces is not quite as exciting as tabloid paparazzi photos of the nude Kate.

    "Be that as it may, we believe that “Boobies on Parade” will bring a whole new constituency of voyeurs and thrill seekers into the Museum, people who have never seen female breasts before.

    “In order to accommodate the large crowds we anticipate, we will keep the Museum open in the evenings until midnight.

    "There will be topless dancing in the Rotunda: Complimentary refreshments in the form of little pink breast shaped cupcakes, and an assortment of wines will be provided."



    About the Venus de Milo (From Wikipedia)

    The statue used to be on the seal of the American Society of Plastic Surgeons (ASPS), one of the oldest associations of plastic surgeons in the world.[9]

    In February 2010, the German magazine, Focus, featured a doctored image of this Venus giving Europe the middle finger, which resulted in a defamation lawsuit against the journalists and the publication.[10] They were found not guilty by the Greek court.[11]

    An alternative explanation for the loss of her arms is given in the film Carry on Cleo.

    The untranslatable (into English) joke 'Ceux de Milo sont venus' appears in the French version of Asterix at the Olympic Games.

    A plot to steal the statue figures at the center of the 1966 spoof spy film The Last of the Secret Agents.
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