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  • You know you're in trouble when:

    You wake up and say, I feel like listening to Joni Mitchell "Blue" today, twice even, and it's not even 9 am

    You dreamt last night in cartoon. Perhaps real people would have been too much on your poor brain.

    You figured out that the reason that people like to break glass bottles is not because they are drunk, reckless, or poor at controlling their anger, but rather because it is fun and rewarding to hear glass break and shatter and know that you caused this to occur.

    I love the sound of glass breaking.
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