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  • A colleague of mine cycled to work the other day. He parked his bike in the office, for everyone to see. Come the end of the day, I recruited an accomplice to help me with wrapping his bike in toilet paper. It looked great. Once he saw it, he knew I had something to do with it because it is the kind of thing I do.

    He ripped off some of the paper, marched up to my desk and threw it in my face saying “Now you can go and take the shit off my bike” and flopped down at his desk. I had a little chuckle at the over-reaction, and packed up my things to go home. I said goodbye as I walked passes his desk, and he mentioned that I should forget about the bike. I said “No dude” and walked out.

    This is the same oke who changed my facebook status to “I love Richard Gere” and put a high res image of a buff jersey-shore guy as my desktop background earlier that week. Note to self: lock computer.

    This is month 2 of him ignoring me.
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