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  • Its the bend over and Kiss your ass some more, in the goodbye shuffle
    Fools with idiots seeing if they can ditch their wives so they can shout-out how many times they got laid
    It's the empty space between the heads designed for cheating, thieving and lying , anyway
    The catcalls from the cartoons that make the X generals make us all want to do the knuckle crawl
    Letting off a billion ballons each and everyday, while those ol' boy/new boy deliquents play with each others dicks

    The Future?
    The American Way?

    They look at you like.. "What , You crazy , Man?"

    'Security, Somone call security"

    "Don't Make us Laugh and .. don't make us call the cops, cuase they will fuuuuuuuuc U up. if we give the word, all we gotta do is S N A P and its a NDDA rendition for you, with a crispa/hds-express, hold the twirl ing Patriot."

    "We get others to do anything we want, while pretending for a few days during our Ripoff careers, that we care,,,, Well, losserrrrr, we even get other people to do that!!!,"

    "And who the FFFFF cares if we can't pass a third grade rightting test?

    "All we got's to do is make you believe that our good looks and our transparent flying shit will be enough to get us through all your batshit crap..

    'Honesty" What are you a Boyscout?"

    One of us is going to be your president and you cant do a f'ing thing about , what ya think of thattttttttt?

    "We are allll about making Corrruption LOOOK goooood, so get out of our face!""

    "Excerpted from The RNC Meet with the Kindergardeners of the future... You can find this on mpr in its redacted form.. The children are recieving pysch care, to the best of our knowledge"...
    See : Retirement story and how Hop thinks... after this....( was that self promotion"?)... nahhhhhhh.

    this is hop, from the corner of Vodka and Tonic
    (hey.... it's friday night.. !!!!)... shuddd uuuuup!!!!

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