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  • Walking back to State St. on the pier in Santa Barbara, Kevin spotted a fat couple hugging on the beach. Then the man got down on one knee. Kevin tugged my arm, and we watched them get engaged from afar.

    Moments later we passed a homeless man who's belly appeared to have engulfed his privates. As we, and a group of gabbing weekend ladies passed, he made a loud, juicy fart noise.
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