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  • "Hello to you, person entering/exiting the men's room. Great work in there."

    Hard to concentrate. View from my desk is directly facing the door to the men's room. The most popular room. Momentarily grateful that the breast pumping room isn't right next to my office anymore.

    Time for lunch. I got a veggie burrito bowl at Chipotle and decided to get a bag of chips today. Never again, for a little while.

    I got a new pair of headphones. High tech music seal technology. Foam cups that completely cover your ears. Also, end up looking like I live in the arctic future.
    Kevin said there was no way the MusicSeal technology would work on his ears. They are apparently too big to be harnessed. No rockin in the arctic future for Kev. Bums.
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