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  • The United States Constitution explicitly provides
    for 'the right of the people peaceably to assemble,
    and to petition the Government for a "redress of
    grievances" in the First Amendment.

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    DATELINE: Washington, D.C

    Breaking News!


    THE PURPLE HIPPOS GATHER IN FRONT OF THE UNITED STATES CAPITOL TO ANNOUNCE FORMATION OF THEIR PURPLE HIPPO LIBERATION FRONT.


    THE PURPLE HIPPO LIBERATION FRONT INTENDS TO PROVIDE A THIRD CHOICE IN THE UPCOMING ELECTIONS.


    THEIR PLATFORM IS BASED ON THE FOLLOWING PRINCIPLES:



    1. FULL RESTORATION OF THE U. S. CONSTITUTION AND ITS COMPLETE BILL OF RIGHTS

    2. REPEAL OF THE NATIONAL DEFENSE AUTHORIZATION ACT

    3. EQUAL RIGHTS FOR ALL ANIMALS AND PEOPLE

    4. KINDNESS TO ALL ANIMALS AND PEOPLE

    5. HOMES FOR ALL ANIMALS AND PEOPLE

    6. AFFORDABLE VETERINARIAN CARE FOR ALL ANIMALS AND PEOPLE

    7. REMOVAL OF ALL SMART METERS FROM HOMES AND BUSINESSES AND ARMED DRONES FROM OUR SKIES

    8. ENERGY SELF SUFFICIENCY FOR AMERICA

    9. BAN ON VIOLENCE TO ANIMALS AND PEOPLE IN ALL FORMS OF MEDIA

    10. BAN ON PET FOODS AND PEOPLE FOODS CONTAINING GMO’S AND TOXIC CHEMICALS AND PESTICIDES



    THE PURPLE HIPPO LIBERATION FRONT STEERING COMMITTEE WILL BE ADDING TO THIS PLATFORM DURING THE COMING WEEKS.

    ALL IN SOLIDARITY WITH THESE DECLARATIONS ARE INVITED TO JOIN!

    GO PURPLE HIPPOS! GO PURPLE HIPPOS! GO PURPLE HIPPOS!




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