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  • She called it that, and for awhile, I did too.

    Told me all about it using all the smiles, gigles and sexiness she had in that Felix the Cat bag she toted around, wearing the hat, a Pink plastic raincoat with no buttons,huge black heels and even had a collapsable cain in that thing.
    ''I kid you not!''
    Called that her pussy bag, and with a laugh of a WWF champion, teased me about it so long , that in the end I couldn't even remember if it ever happpend, the kiss, that delecious moment thirty minutes long or so.
    "yeah, I remember-just kiddin, it was like, and I hate to say this cuase its so melodramtic, cliche sappy with syrup on top, but.... It felt for a real long time, WE were ONE... Don't laugh ... ( I hope nun of my buds ever read this,. It would be majorly harsh)
    'Yeah.. I remember, sort of... been years now, but readin Kelly's sweet breakboy heart story story, well.. brought it all back,thas all'

    (Hope ya don't mind me droppin in like , unannouced like and if its inappropriate n crap, just tell me,I'll leave with apologies before ya ask- Im not so polished and dressed up like, you all here n stuff)

    ''Well anyways,Some things CAN just be talked to death, absolutely Death!".
    'And she might as well as used a Bowie knife or a katana, sumtin like that man.. Cause the more she talked the less I liked it. left a hole man.' like a joke, but it wasn't.

    'She's out on the coast now though, doin her usual lay down comedy, while hopping around tryin to sell a few of my old rehashed stories as her own..good luck with that man.'
    'One word though... AGENT! ( is that spelled right?)'

    "Yeah, yeah... go ahead, do all the alcohol you want , drugs too, write the piss out of that thing.. Yo go girl'

    " Might, probably will, too..
    " I wouldn't count her out, probly never see a cent of it, but at least she's happy enough not to be- all slice and dice on herself no more, That's a good thing, huh?''
    'Big heart there, for sure'
    'Big everything else too!'
    'But like I said, it was just the kiss, the one kiss, like that lady who wrote about it , talkin Catfish, Kelly, yeah, that's right..

    " HEyyyyyy...Don't be forgettin if you do, I could use another house,man.'' I juss shouted out the door like for Adrian,, Yo- you know" allah stallone?'
    "nuther boat too, while she's at it" lost the last one in four-count'em four damm hurricanes came through fort pierce 05'. I'm not easy to impress , but that had the real hand puke of god there. Like MR SQuash-O"
    oh, yeah.. No shoutinn '
    'but, yeah... its been long enough to forget that thing, so now that I'm not.
    It was the best damm kiss ever.
    Best, man
    well.. thanks for that.. nice photo with that story, If i didn't already say it.. thanks

    oh yeah.. im tri-en to get sum otha photos too,like you all.. preety
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