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  • [Thanks to Alex for nudging me to recall a little-known Star Wars fact: In his ancient youth as an apprentice Jedi, Yoda paid his dues by serving as a technical writer. The following text is the first part of the only example of his work that has wormholed its way to us. It's a user's manual for installing, calibrating and using the software that light sabers need to function. In addition to his other formidable exploits, Yoda as a great technical communicator remembered will be.]

    For purchasing Light Saber Toolbox®, thank you. For any application of a light saber—even opening packages—essential it is. Simple and pleasurable this guide the installation and operation of the toolbox makes. In it you find

    • Background – About your light saber
    • Installation – How the code to bootstrap
    • Control Logic – General operating principles
    • User Interfaces – Two of them, your choice
    • Self-Tests and Diagnostics – If trouble you encounter
    • For More Information – Learn more, you always can

    Know we do that Light Saber Toolbox many generations of Jedi knights has faithfully served (some without upgrades, even). And you too it will if with the Force you abide.

    A Jedi Knight’s weapon a light saber is, but a dark side its lethality can have. When used in battle, on it a Jedi great faith must place. Forceful, Accurate, Rugged, Correct, and Simple it must be; the FARCS principle we call this:

    • Forceful – Through the user the Force it must energetically channel
    • Accurate – The proper power to the proper places it must project
    • Rugged – Many gravities and energies without diminished capacity must it survive
    • Correct – When lost in battle and by another being appropriated, only the Force must it serve
    • Simple – A User Interface to even a Youngling completely obvious

    The configuration of a light saber familiar to you should be. On this page a JediMatic FX 3.5 model diagram observe.

    To you and to your light saber Light Saber Toolbox provides
    • Trouble-Free Installation
    • Full Control Logic
    • Two User Interfaces
    • Self-tests and Diagnostics

    Light Saber Toolbox to you comes on a plasmoidal holoplex embedded:

    Dimensions of 2.8103x10^-12 by 4.6817x10^-12 RLU the holoplex has (a standard REM package this is). To install, as follows do:

    1. Provided minikin tool from protective pod remove.
    2. In each of four security knots of Access Cover minikin successively insert.
    3. Access Cover remove and aside set
    4. If light saber old holoplex contains, remove and aside set; grasp edges only.
    5. From protective pod remove new holoplex; grasp edges only.
    6. New holoplex into REM 168U port in access panel insert; in will it be drawn.
    7. For access panel to green glow await.
    8. Against pulsing orange triangle nose press until “DNA now entered” you are told.

    NOTE — If Gotal- or Rodian-type DNA you have, a bit longer will this take.

    9. For booting, access closure, and safe operation follow instructions announced.

    Many automatic actions Light Saber Toolbox takes for you the first time the holoplex you insert:

    1. Your DNA the toolbox samples and analyzes
    2. The model and modifications of your instrument the toolbox identifies
    3. Holocode in light saber embeds and this guide to your cortex projects
    4. To JediNet your installation and DNA data Light Saber Toolbox sends
    5. Your personal light-saber passcode (as PLP it we call) it then receives.
    6. For ease in configuring your light saber, HoloHelp it projects to you.

    Inoperative the light saber will be if you are not who you say you are or to you the instrument is not registered. If questions about installation you have, to the Light Saber Toolbox User Support Team on Alderaan you can turn.

    WARNING — Dangerous side-effects light saber prolonged use may have. Symptoms include giddiness, shortness of breath, eyestrain, aggressiveness, delusional behavior and paranoid fantasies. For 20 minutes following use, food do not eat nor spacecraft operate.
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