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    I could say that or I could
    ( )
    Really it’s functionally more like this

    Time spent thinking about absoluteness is functionally constrained due to the limits imposed by quantum mechanics and existence. It is therefore a functionally goofy thing to think about and still I do. Better to know it. Yes, always better to know it.

    She's simply eccentric.
    That means she's crazy.
    But I dig it.

    I didn't used to but
    now I do. She told me
    to. Dig it, that is.
    So I do.

    I poke her in the serratus.
    She jumps and tells me "No!
    Don't stop."
    She always tells me "No!"
    And still... I do.

    I must be crazy too.
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