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  • After completing a set at a local comedy hole, I walked off stage, had a drink, and headed for the exit. A woman in her sixties or seventies stopped me. "You know who you remind me of? Sam Kinison." Now, Kinison is a personal comedy hero and a true legend in the craft. I was delighted to hear this. I asked, "Why? Is it because I push the envelope when it comes to joke telling?" "Nope," she replied. "Is it because I curse a lot and yell at times?" Again, she responded, "Nope." I asked, "Oh, is it because Kinison was a preacher at one time and I actually considered priesthood?" "No, how would I know that?" she said. I couldn't think of anything else at that point and came right out and asked, "OK. lady why do I remind you of Sam Kinison?" "You're both fat" came the reply. My smile faded and my heart sank. Now, she wasn't a mean old lady or anything. She noticed I was upset with her remark so she quickly added, "Oh, but that's OK. I like chubby guys." So I took her home and fucked her! Knocked her hip clean out of its socket.
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