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  • Today I'd like to talk to you about
    The reasons why this country's up the spout.
    Mistakes by the last administration,
    Seriously damaged our good nation.

    The last lot were an absolute disgrace
    No money in the kitty, not a trace.
    Don't bother moaning, you don't have a case
    As common folk like you should know your place.

    Us in the club will succeed and advance
    While you, the 'wrong sort' will not get a chance.
    You lower classes always moan and bitch
    About the aristocracy, the rich.

    Austerity's the buzz word of the day.
    Our swingeing cuts and taxes make you pay.
    But you can guarantee we'll do our best
    Devising ways of feathering our nest.

    You struggle, whilst we in the top bracket
    Will carry on pulling in a packet.
    I understand your plight and my heart bleeds.
    But one must never bite the hand that feeds!

    I know it's hard to be an optimist,
    When day to day all you do is exist!
    But you can rest assured we'll twist and squeeze
    Your balls until you're begging on your knees.

    Can I give you a little tip?
    Investing in a lucky dip,
    For you is really your best chance
    If your life is meant to advance.

    You see intrinsic'lly, I find,
    An 'I'm alright Jack,' frame of mind
    Will serve to suit my purpose well.
    Vote me in for another spell.

    © 28/07/12 MICHAEL DENNIS 'The Black Cab Poet' As featured on and the inspiration for The Janice Long Spoken Word Sessions B.B.C. Radio 2, 18/04/12. Over 40 poems read out on Steve Allen's Early Morning Breakfast Show L.B.C. 97.3FM. Featured on the Jeni Barnett Show B.B.C. Radio London 94.9FM 29/5/11, in an article in The Metro 06/05/08, in Will Self's article in The Standard 20/05/08, on L.B.C.'s Nightly News 06/05/08 and on John Pienaar's Politics Show B.B.C. 5 Live 9/10/11. The Chav Bird Song as played by David Rodigan on Kiss 100 FM, Complete and Utter Banker Song www.youtube.com/theblackcabpoet http://twitter.com/theblackcabpoet www.facebook.com/theblackcabpoet garfieldpark@talktalk.net
    THE BLACK CAB POET A Collection of Poems available at Amazon on Kindle
    http://t.co/ybTSB0OS
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