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  • We try to move in harmony with the equipment we maintain. Sometimes I feel like Spock “mind melding” with the humpback whales. When the music is on key, the machine runs smooth, the customer is happy and it feels like a win. But sometimes it just kicks your ass. No matter what you do; no matter how many rubber chickens you twirl around over your head; no matter if you hold your mouth right or not. It still doesn’t work at the end of the day. Yesterday was one of those days. Today was a little better, but I really need a win soon.
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