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  • Has anyone liked that yet? They totally should.
    It's already been like ten minutes, and still nothing from anyone. Not even M__, who's ALWAYS on there and likes everything. I think she's just fucking lonely. Sad, really.

    Maybe everyone's just sick of me and I'm not fucking interesting anymore.
    Shit, I'm tired of me sometimes.
    Was that my phone? No, nevermind.
    I'll check anyway, sometimes it doesn't buzz.
    Still no; shit.
    Goddammit, that one's GOOD, too. Funny, concise. Plus the link is hilarious.

    Fucking last week and the L__ thing. I put that shit up there to crickets, and he posts it and everyone loves it and you know that he got that from me. Asshole. I'm never liking his shit again. Plus, him and his fucking boyfriend; Jesus, those two.

    Was that my phone?
    Fucking spammers.
    Shit, I wish someone would respond to that; I mean I'm good at doing that shit for them. Always quick to let them know I'm here and I dig what they're saying. I'm a good friend!

    Bah. Who cares.

    It's not like I need their fucking validation anyway; bunch of jerkoffs sitting in front of their work computers, killing their stupid time and waiting second by second for someone to hit a fucking button; literally the tiniest action that someone can do to give you encouragement. It means nothing.

    Did my phone just buzz?
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