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  • cook the housekeeper
    launder the landscaper
    photographer the roadie
    devotion love loyalty
    porn star extraordinaire

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    value twelve cents
    yearly three thousand

    where yo go
    smart cookie Baby.
    good husband recommendation

    loved me too
    you would laugh
    I would laugh
    You know me

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    $3000.00 a year
    .12 cents an hour
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