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  • Appropriate attire for mid-afternoon banking? Call me judgmental, but is it surprising to anyone that I overheard the customer say her account was overdrawn? Clearly not because of excessive clothes expenditure...

    Seriously though...who looks in their closet, when going to a nightclub is NOT on the agenda, sizes up the options and says to herself, "Oh yes, this bandeau top and these 5" patent leather stripper shoes will be the perfect outfit in which to run my daily errands!" But...she would've ended that thought with a preposition, because you KNOW her grammar is as trashy as her ensemble.
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