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  • When Nabokov stops liking little girls
    When Ginsburg stops liking little boys
    When Crumb stops liking fat bottom women
    When Nin becomes monogamous

    When Bukowski stops drinking
    When Burroughs stops shooting smack
    When Kesey stops taking LSD
    When Gysin stops staring into the dream machine

    When Pryor stops cursing
    When Carlin finds God
    When Kinison respects women
    When Hicks beats cancer

    When Elvis stops shaking his hips
    When the Beatles get haircuts
    When James Brown stops being black and proud
    When Jello Biafra turns Republican

    When Pamuk becomes a Turkish nationalist
    When Solzhenitsyn embraces Stalinism
    When Voltaire becomes a monarchist
    When Ai Wei-Wei molds a bust of Hu Jintao, and not ironically

    Then, and only then, will I shut the fuck up
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