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  • So I’m sitting on the bus,
    As you do, talking to the man next to me.
    They’d sent me a list of things to take
    On the trip a few weeks ago.
    I’d packed everything they recommended:

    Integrity – Check
    Happiness – Check
    Personality – Check
    Intelligence – Check
    Talent – Check
    And I’m thinking to myself that this time is going to be good.

    Then the celestial steward comes on and explains to us all, but mostly for the benefit of the new ones who haven't done this before..

    “Welcome to the bus of life – we’ll be dropping you off at your allocated life. As you know when you leave the bus you’ll forget everything about the bus and where you came from. We’ll see you all on the other side. Have a great life and remember folks to enjoy yourself.”
    I heard them shouting what I thought was my stop and so I rushed to the door and it was just as I was leaving I heard the driver shout it was the wrong stop..

    Drat...here we go again.
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