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  • He has knobby knees and
    Turned out toes and
    A poisonous wart on the end of his nose and
    A mole on his ass that smells like a rose.
    He's big and
    He's bent and
    He's green and
    He's old
    His armpits are furred with
    A rancid green mold.
    His poop is pea green and
    So is his pee.
    He's the greenest green ogre
    You ever did see.
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    Photo by Barry Barnes: The Green Ogre @ TRF 1987
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