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  • "It pays the bills," is my defense. No one asks why, since the pay is slightly better than national average. And here is the part I don't admit to anyone; it's oddly rather satisfactory when I'm not sputtering with anger, moaning with frustration and quietly weeping of sheer exhaustion, it's really quite nice.
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