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  • I see her outside the pub morning and night, whilst waiting for the bus, a cigarette in her hand but I've never seen her act drunk. One day I ask her:
    ‘Ma’am you’re always here, but always sober’.
    ‘Aye, don’t touch the stuff, but someone’s gotta look after my man.’

    (Pic: A grasshopper)
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