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  • Play nice, Anissa. Give your coworker the ball back.

    No. Are you kidding me. Do you realize the potential value here. Besides I found it.

    Well but. No you didn't find it. You found the bat. Or something. The ball was already there.

    Well that's only if you don't count last year. When I had the ball.

    Just last week, didn't she volunteer to pick up the ball when you dropped it?

    Yes. And that was lovely. And I will return her ball when I'm done. No big deal. I'm just going to run it up and down the court. Just a little bit. She can have it back.

    But. In the future it's a courtesy thing and we'll have a chart.

    I get it. I totally understand. But it's a Lion. I had to take the ball.

    OK.


    ************

    Dear friends,

    My boss said "Okay." Lions Rule. The lion at the end of bullion, rules. That is.

    The end
    of
    a
    lucky day.



    Snags on the Ship is a play on the title of a Nicki Minaj song "Beez In the Trap."
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