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  • Experience hath shewn, that even under
    the best forms of government those entrusted
    with power have, in time, and by slow operations,
    perverted it into tyranny.

    Thomas Jefferson





    WAGHINGTON, DC – THE WHITE HOUSE


    EVERYONE LOOKING, BUT NO ONE SEEMS TO BE ABLE TO FIND THE BILL OF RIGHTS!

    ONE OF THE PRESS AIDES ASKED ME IF I MEANT RULES FOR RADICALS OR DAS KAPITAL, AND I SAID NO, NOT EXACTLY.

    THINGS SEEM A BIT OF A CIRCUS HERE AT THE MOMENT, WITH LOTS OF BIG CORPORATIONS AND BANKS TAKING OVER FORMER GOVERNMENT OFFICES AROUND TOWN (JUSTICE DEPARTMENT, DEPARTMENT OF COMMERCE, ETC.), AS THESE OFFICES HAVE BEEN OUTSOURCED TO TAIWAN, SEOUL AND MUMBAI CALL CENTERS.

    THE DEPARTMENT OF THE TREASURY HAS BEEN ACQUIRED BY GOLDMAN SACHS MORGAN AMERICA.


    TOMORROW, I AM GOING TO SEE IF ANYONE IN CONGRESS IS FAMILIAR WITH THE BILL OF RIGHTS, AND IF THEY MIGHT KNOW WHERE I COULD GET A COPY.

    EBAY HAS COMPLETED A MERGER WITH THE PENTAGON AND WILL NOW BE THE LARGEST ONLINE ARMS AUCTION IN THE WORLD.

    LIBRARY OF CONGRESS HAS BEEN SOLD TO GOOGLE, AND WON’T ANSWER THEIR PHONE.

    MORE TK









    (Photograph by Alex at the virtual White House, in the 3-D virtual world of Second Life)
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