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  • Stumbled up the stairs of the punk rock bar. Head reeling. Bladder full. Head to the bathroom. Intercept this message:

    All you, Fireball Ministries is engaging your minds through dharmakaya music. Don't be alarmed about the 8 found dead. They were just a band of numbers. Their mistake was turning up the rock for freedom. The actual fur was found by Nile8. He had undergone the subincision and was connected through the 9flip6 to the duhka portal. Do not drive while stupid. On your way home look for the white rastas. They live at the home of the German Art Students. They have the two man advantage. Use them to defeat the punk rock druid (named Zeke). Watch out. He hangs out at this bar. He is part of the family. Their goal is to d-sel (deselect/derez) you. These are not nice men. They use plenty of profanity. And they really don't give a sh... Wait. The actual solution is spelled out here. Get yourself to the inner kube. Use the code that's in the urinal (NO-l1ghtn1ng-15). Good luck.

    I am not sure what happened next. I woke up...must have been days later...in an unfamiliar bedroom with a massive headache and blood stained shirt. The next time I went to this bar they had painted the restroom and new grafitti had emerged. Thumbuddy had erased the evidence.

    If you have any information about this encrypted message please let me know.
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