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  • Better Out Than In

    You told me you couldn’t do it,
    You told me that you needed to feel secure
    Feel that kind of comfortable with me

    It was a special moment
    It didn’t take long,
    It was neither silent nor violent
    But you did
    You farted

    With so much ease...
    Unleashed your winded secret
    It made me laugh
    And you forever teased.
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